Author Archives: Brock Shelley

Book #4 of 2015: Ball Don’t Lie

Posted on March 24, 2015 by Brock Shelley

 6 Word Reaction: Met Matt. He liked my shoes.

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THE GIVING TREE is awful.

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Brock Shelley

 I know the message, but only because I read the cliff notes.

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The Chef Recommends: Gummi Penguins 

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Brock Shelley

These things were 13 of the 15 pounds I gained as a freshman in college. Also known as ‘Peachy Penguins’, they are by far the best the Gummi food group has to offer. 

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Book #3 of 2015: Beautiful You

Posted on February 28, 2015 by Brock Shelley

(Got it from the library & forgot to take a picture before returning it, thus the screenshot. [support your local library]) 6 Word Reaction: Satire on the 50 Shades Hype

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FINDING NEMO is awful.

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Brock Shelley

This movie must be stopped from single-handedly bringing down the tooth care industry.

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The happiest place on Earth

Posted on February 5, 2015 by Brock Shelley

Disney might be a tourist trap and maybe the crown jewel of commercialism, but it’s also a cynic’s worst nightmare. It’s hard to be anything but happy when you’re here.

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Book #2 of 2015: Jesus’ Son

Posted on January 28, 2015 by Brock Shelley

6 Word Reaction: Short Stories as Thick as Poetry

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Jenga is awful.

Posted on January 23, 2015 by Brock Shelley

Another case of premature Jenga-lation.

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The Chef Recommends: MEAN CREEK

Posted on January 21, 2015 by Brock Shelley

For the longest time my favorite movie was STAND BY ME, followed closely by THE OUTSIDERS. Then out of no where MEAN CREEK comes in and I’m having trouble not putting it in the top spot. It takes the elements … Continue reading →

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Book #1 of 2015: Belushi

Posted on January 18, 2015 by Brock Shelley

6 Word Reaction: I love all things SNL related. If you end up living a life worth writing about, make a demand in your will that the book be an oral biography. An oral biography is a collection of interviews … Continue reading →

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