Author Archives: Brock Shelley
Book #1 of 2016: Armada
6 Word Reaction: Cline’s READY PLAYER ONE is great.
Yearbook Scrawlings Part 3: No Longer With Us
Both of the messages above are from my 7th grade year. From my high school class I am aware of 4 individuals who are no longer alive. Two of them penned these inscriptions (which are filled with inside jokes I … Continue reading
Chef Recommends: Jumper
Anyone that’s heard of Jumper would likely know of the movie adaptation starring two Star Wars Prequel alums, Samuel L. Jackson & Hayden Christensen. This poorly received 2008 film has little in common with the novel beyond the premise of … Continue reading
Book #20 of 2015: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
6 Word Reaction: The Growing Pain kid’s breakout role.
Tape Deck part 4: Shaq Attaq
I was in middle school the during the stretch of Christmases where everyone asked for a CD player. The year I got mine was also the year I went all in with my fandom for Shaquille O’Neal, who has just entered … Continue reading
The Muppets are awful.
I can’t imagine what happened when they watched Barney.
Book #19 of 2015: The Fault In Our Stars
6 Word Reaction: John Green is the new Blume.
Yearbook Scrawlings – Part 2: Orange Gazelles
(while these inscriptions appear to be very different in tone, the one of the left is meant to be sarcastic) For my 15th birthday I had my parents buy me a pair of Adidas Gazelles in orange suede. Orange has … Continue reading
Book #18 of 2015: Party Monster
6 Word Reaction: Macaulay Culkin’s first adult movie role.
The Chef Recommends: Hamilton Soundtrack
It seems the hip/trendy thing right now, so me piling on the praise is really just gilding the lily on the back of the bandwagon, but my current jams, the songs I find myself humming, all come from a Broadway musical … Continue reading